You should really condition that beard of yours, it's looking kinda dry. I mean I would love to plaster your face in between my itty bitty titties but im afraid your breads gonna leave me all scratched up
I wash and condition my beard more than anything else I have. Your titties will be fine.
Two whiskeys, a coffee and a beer is not a bad way to start a long day of work.
i followed you because if i could choose anywhere in the world to sit, it would be on your beard. i stuck around because it's given me the opportunity to watch that beard grow. also because you're rad as hell. also i'm sorry.
I followed you because I really like your beard. I'm still following you because I genuinely like your blog and you seem like a pretty swell guy.
I appreciate you sticking around
Too much stuff to hitchhike with. It’s great to know I have awesome friends who will pick me up in BFE to take me further into BFE. #ishouldhavepackedlighter #fuckcarproblems
Do I have any friends or anyone know friends in Beaumont, CA, may need a place to stay for the night.
I followed you because you seem like someone I'd want to befriend in real life, someone you could call up and say, "Hey, let's knock back a few" and it would be a good adventure. You post cool shit. I also thought you looked edible. You have some massive aesthetic appeal going on.
Always down to knock a few or 20 back.
Crazy coooooooool. And hot as the devils dingdong. 😋
I want this made into a patch for my jacket
I followed you because you're hot, I stayed because you're rad as heck
tell me why u follow me on anon